I bet, from time to time, in my blogs, some of you can’t tell whether or not I am joking with you or if I am being serious. I like to keep it that way. I am going to give you 5 things to avoid that would attract a vampire …
5. Cutting Yourself
Now, I believe we learned this one from Bella. If you do not want to attract any vampires on your end, then you should not cut yourself. Also, when you expect a vampire is around, it is important that you do not have any sharp objects near you.
4. A Dark Forest
I believe vampires enjoy living in a dark forest – what do you think? Amongst vampires, surely, some other creatures enjoy the dark forest.
3. A Funeral Home
When I was little, I had some run ins with vampires in a funeral home. Hey, i’m not kidding. Vampires enjoy sleeping in coffins, so surely, you will run into them at a funeral home.
2. A Blood Bank
I know vampires would enjoy a blood bank. What would they do if the blood banks ended? I remember watching a movie similar to that before.
1. Pianos
For some odd reason, I think vampires enjoy pianos. When you play music on a piano, especially if it is classical music, you might attract a vampire. Music coming from a piano seems to be something these little creatures really enjoy. Hey, do you blame them?
Those are 5 things to avoid that would attract a vampire. Now, if you like vampires and you wouldn’t mind one being around, go ahead and do this. Can you think of anything else?
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How can I avoid attracting vampires?
- Oh, just steer clear of anything that screams 'I'm a vampire magnet!' Avoid wandering alone in mysterious places at night, and maybe ditch the garlic after all—it's a tad cliché!
- Are there specific things that vampires really like?
- Oh absolutely! Besides the usual mystical allure, think allure-y scents, a touch of mystery, and maybe the rarest of all, an alluring aura. It's so fascinating but spooky—better be careful!
- Is it possible to catch a vampire?
- Catch one? Oh, wouldn't that be something! But honestly, they're elusive for a reason. It's probably better to enjoy the tales than embark on a wild vampire chase!
- Do vampires really wear hats?
- Haha, that's such a fun question! In some old folklore, maybe! But in reality (or their reality), whatever they fancy—perhaps something stylish, like a fedora for some flair!
- Can a vampire fall in love with you?
- A dreamy thought! But who knows? Perhaps if you capture their intrigue like no other, maybe, just maybe, it'll spark a supernatural romance. But oh, the complications!