Oh Edward, if only you were real. You’re a real heart breaker for this reason, do you know that? Sometimes, I think they need to have an Edward rehab. Okay, maybe that is pushing it too far – or is it? If you have finished all of the books more than once and have watched all of the movies, then it’s time to say goodbye. Below, I am going to give you 5 tips on getting over Edward …
Oh yeah! I am a big Twilight fan, but I think we need to give it a break sometime. If you are in the process of trying to get over Edward, then True Blood will more than likely do the trick. Don’t you think?
Yeah, I admit, sometimes it is hard to quit things cold turkey. However, in this case, nothing is flowing through your veins, so it will be easier. All you have to do is look at him for one last time and then look away. It isn’t all that ahrd.
No, I am not telling you to go out and find a boyfriend that looks like Edward. I don’t even think you will find one that acts like Edward. However, you should find a boyfriend to spend time with. Obviously, you need one.
If you have never read Harry Potter before, then maybe you should start. Harry Potter is an interesting book and there are many series to it. By the time you are done, you may be more focused on Harry. Then again – Harry can’t be compared to Edward, can he?
You love Edward, so why stop? Is someone making you stop? Did someone tell you that you have to stop? Did Bella secretly show up at your house in a rage telling you that you had to stop? It’s okay to have a fantasy – it’s okay to secretly like someone.
There, you have 5 tips on getting over Edward. What do you think?
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