You have encountered a group of werewolves. They are slowly approaching you. Your heart is racing. Better yet, your heart is about to pop right out of your chest. You don’t know what to do. I have 5 ways to survive a werewolf attack! Quick! Before it is too late, choose one of the 5 from below.
Table of contents:
- 1. Call 911
- 2. Scream
- 3. Play Dead
- 4. Run
- 5. A Silver Bullet
5 Call 911
First of all, when you develop any type of wound that is deep and bleeding a lot, you will need to get to the hospital. In this case, you may want to go ahead and call 911. If they take too long, they may end up having to take you to the vet – you know, because after you are bitten, you will turn into a werewolf. Be careful and don’t hurt anyone.
Scream for help. You have a set of lungs and surely, you know how to use them and now is the time you need to use them. Scream for help as loud as you can.
3 Play Dead
Sometimes, with certain werewolves, playing dead will help increase your chances of survival. So, if all else fails, try playing dead.
Heck, forget sitting there and playing dead! RUN! Run with every fiber of your being and don’t stop until you know you are going to have help.
1 A Silver Bullet
Oh yes, I almost forgot about this one. If you really want to survive a werewolf attack, you need to break out with that silver bullet and shoot that werewolf! Okay, don’t really do this if you are only playing pretend werewolf at home.
So, which one did you choose below? Hint: If you chose the silver bullet, then you have escaped. However, if you chose 5, 4, 3 or 2, then you have now been turned into a werewolf. Oh no.
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