The thought of a werewolf used to scare me when I was a child. I would swear that there was one hiding in my closet and would make my parents check every night … 3 times a night. Now, I like them. Of course, if I came across one in real life, I would be scared, I’m sure. Right now, I am going to give you 5 tips on dating a werewolf for all of you brave girls out there …
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5. “No Wet Dogs Allowed”
On your door, put up a sign that reads “no wet dogs allowed.” Seriously, have you ever smelled a werewolf after they took a dip in the creak down the road? Do you really want to allow this in your home? Make them stay out to dry.
4. Don’t Make Them Mad
Yes, just like with a vampire, you do not want to make a werewolf mad. The werewolf is not able to control the anger so well. Do you know that steak he planned on having for dinner? Well, you can cancel that, because you will be the dinner. The steak will be desert.
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Werewolves are notorious for their volatile tempers and the heightened emotions that come with their transformation. Even if it's not a full moon night, remember that a werewolf's senses and emotions are always simmering just under the surface. So, if you want to keep the peace during date night, mind your words and actions. Avoid potentially triggering topics and stay clear of heated debates. It's not just about avoiding conflict but also about respecting your partner's unique challenges. After all, your aim is for a romantic evening, not an action-packed thriller where you're the unwitting star.
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3. Keep a Food Pan on the Floor
If you really like the boyfriend, you could even have his name engraved into the dish. Remember girls, don’t forget to supply him with a dish of fresh water.
2. Don’t Fall in Love
Chances are slim that he is going to imprint on you. He would of done it already. Therefore, you need to avoid falling in love with him, because he will break your heart when he doesn’t imprint on you.
1. Never Kiss a Dog
Do you hear people walking around saying “I kissed a dog and I liked it …” No, I didn’t think so. When he is in wolf form, you may want to hold off from those kisses
Those are my 5 tips on dating a werewolf. You need to keep these in mind, just in case you ever date a werewolf. So, do you like werewolves?
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Victoria: well I already did so by
Victoria: thanks for the advice while I get where your coming from let me just say not all werewolves are jerks and I'm sure as heck not scared of them I got repsect for them cause basically I got myself a white wolf spirit and I'm about as wolf as they come I'm a female named Victoria and let me just say everything you have heard about werewolves not all of it is right not trying to be mean just honest the point is I pretty much grew up a wolf and most of the time well I do not eat human flesh lets get that clear also another thing I howl to relieve stress not just to communicate with my boyfriend so also if your scared of a male werewolf then well I feel bad for you I know he comes off as uhh ya know scary but I have mutliple times been bitten by a few male werewolves and literally every single one imprinted me its an attraction kinda thing you get it have a nice night by
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