Whether aliens exist or not, I am not quite sure. However, I do believe that some other type of life form that we do not know about exists – particularly, they exist in outer space. No, I’m not crazy, I just have a very open mind. Right now, I am going to give you 5 facts on aliens.
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- aliens do not like dogs
- aliens can change their sex
- aliens enjoy spicy food
- aliens have no emotions
- dampness gives aliens colds and arthritis
5 Aliens do Not like Dogs
Okay, I have dogs, so I am safe from aliens, right? The truth is that they do not like dogs. In the centuries, aliens have visited our planet Earth and have been attacked by canines, which injured them badly. Okay, do you blame the dog?
4 Aliens Can Change Their Sex
Did you know that aliens are capable of changing their sex? It’s true. They can change it whenever they want. They enjoy being able to switch between male and female. They feel sorry for humans, because they are stuck with being the same sex. It’s okay aliens, I actually enjoy being a girl.
3 Aliens Enjoy Spicy Food
I’m with them on this one, because I also enjoy spicy foods. Their taste buds are insensitive. Therefore, when they have their eyes close, they will not be able to tell the difference. They can have mashed potatoes and believe that it is jelly.
2 Aliens Have No Emotions
Have you ever saw an alien smile? You probably never will, because they do not have any emotions. All decisions they make are based on facts. They do not understand the human way of behaving.
1 Dampness Gives Aliens Colds and Arthritis
This is one of the main reasons as to why they try to live in their spaceships as much as they can. The Earthy dampness is harming to them.
Those are 5 facts on aliens that you can use. I am interested in hearing what you have to say about aliens. Do you believe in them?
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