I bet, from time to time, in my blogs, some of you can’t tell whether or not I am joking with you or if I am being serious. I like to keep it that way. I am going to give you 5 things to avoid that would attract a vampire …
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5. Cutting Yourself
Now, I believe we learned this one from Bella. If you do not want to attract any vampires on your end, then you should not cut yourself. Also, when you expect a vampire is around, it is important that you do not have any sharp objects near you.
4. A Dark Forest
I believe vampires enjoy living in a dark forest – what do you think? Amongst vampires, surely, some other creatures enjoy the dark forest.
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Oh, just steer clear of anything that screams 'I'm a vampire magnet!' Avoid wandering alone in mysterious places at night, and maybe ditch the garlic after all—it's a tad cliché!
Oh absolutely! Besides the usual mystical allure, think allure-y scents, a touch of mystery, and maybe the rarest of all, an alluring aura. It's so fascinating but spooky—better be careful!
Catch one? Oh, wouldn't that be something! But honestly, they're elusive for a reason. It's probably better to enjoy the tales than embark on a wild vampire chase!
Haha, that's such a fun question! In some old folklore, maybe! But in reality (or their reality), whatever they fancy—perhaps something stylish, like a fedora for some flair!
A dreamy thought! But who knows? Perhaps if you capture their intrigue like no other, maybe, just maybe, it'll spark a supernatural romance. But oh, the complications!
3. A Funeral Home
When I was little, I had some run ins with vampires in a funeral home. Hey, i’m not kidding. Vampires enjoy sleeping in coffins, so surely, you will run into them at a funeral home.
2. A Blood Bank
I know vampires would enjoy a blood bank. What would they do if the blood banks ended? I remember watching a movie similar to that before.
1. Pianos
For some odd reason, I think vampires enjoy pianos. When you play music on a piano, especially if it is classical music, you might attract a vampire. Music coming from a piano seems to be something these little creatures really enjoy. Hey, do you blame them?
Those are 5 things to avoid that would attract a vampire. Now, if you like vampires and you wouldn’t mind one being around, go ahead and do this. Can you think of anything else?
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