5 Reasons I Don't like Clowns ...

5 Perverts

I’m sorry if I offend any clowns out there. I mean, I know there are some good, sweet clowns out there that really care about kids, but at the same time, I always look at clowns like they are perverts in disguise – just like a fake Santa. A child molester can be a clown and no one would know. He would love being around those kids.

4 Their Tricks

Okay, bring a clown near me and I am not going to laugh. They’re not funny – even as a kid, I thought this.

3 The Shoes

Wow, what is up with those shoes? I mean come on dude, those feet really are not that long! Put on a size that works for you.

2 Their Hair

What is up with that hair? When I see a clowns hair, I just want to do something about it. I mean, I don’t care about the color, I’m all good with colourful hair, because my hair is colourful. It’s the fact that it is everywhere that bothers me.

1 It

One word “It.” After I got done watching this movie, I no longer wanted anything to do with clowns. That scary clown who tortured those children really gave me the heebie jeebies.

Those are 5 reasons I don’t like clowns. Seriously, when I see a clown, I want away from it. It’s funny, because my daughter is the same way. Of course, I don’t want her around clowns either – because of what I told you in number 5. Call me too safe, but that is the way I am. So, do you like clowns?

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