5 Reasons I Don't like Clowns ...

5. Perverts

I’m sorry if I offend any clowns out there. I mean, I know there are some good, sweet clowns out there that really care about kids, but at the same time, I always look at clowns like they are perverts in disguise – just like a fake Santa. A child molester can be a clown and no one would know. He would love being around those kids.

4. Their Tricks

Okay, bring a clown near me and I am not going to laugh. They’re not funny – even as a kid, I thought this.

3. The Shoes

Wow, what is up with those shoes? I mean come on dude, those feet really are not that long! Put on a size that works for you.

2. Their Hair

What is up with that hair? When I see a clowns hair, I just want to do something about it. I mean, I don’t care about the color, I’m all good with colourful hair, because my hair is colourful. It’s the fact that it is everywhere that bothers me.

1. It

One word “It.” After I got done watching this movie, I no longer wanted anything to do with clowns. That scary clown who tortured those children really gave me the heebie jeebies.

Those are 5 reasons I don’t like clowns. Seriously, when I see a clown, I want away from it. It’s funny, because my daughter is the same way. Of course, I don’t want her around clowns either – because of what I told you in number 5. Call me too safe, but that is the way I am. So, do you like clowns?

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