The thought of a werewolf used to scare me when I was a child. I would swear that there was one hiding in my closet and would make my parents check every night … 3 times a night. Now, I like them. Of course, if I came across one in real life, I would be scared, I’m sure. Right now, I am going to give you 5 tips on dating a werewolf for all of you brave girls out there …
On your door, put up a sign that reads “no wet dogs allowed.” Seriously, have you ever smelled a werewolf after they took a dip in the creak down the road? Do you really want to allow this in your home? Make them stay out to dry.
Yes, just like with a vampire, you do not want to make a werewolf mad. The werewolf is not able to control the anger so well. Do you know that steak he planned on having for dinner? Well, you can cancel that, because you will be the dinner. The steak will be desert.
Werewolves are notorious for their volatile tempers and the heightened emotions that come with their transformation. Even if it's not a full moon night, remember that a werewolf's senses and emotions are always simmering just under the surface. So, if you want to keep the peace during date night, mind your words and actions. Avoid potentially triggering topics and stay clear of heated debates. It's not just about avoiding conflict but also about respecting your partner's unique challenges. After all, your aim is for a romantic evening, not an action-packed thriller where you're the unwitting star.
If you really like the boyfriend, you could even have his name engraved into the dish. Remember girls, don’t forget to supply him with a dish of fresh water.
Chances are slim that he is going to imprint on you. He would of done it already. Therefore, you need to avoid falling in love with him, because he will break your heart when he doesn’t imprint on you.
Do you hear people walking around saying “I kissed a dog and I liked it …” No, I didn’t think so. When he is in wolf form, you may want to hold off from those kisses
Those are my 5 tips on dating a werewolf. You need to keep these in mind, just in case you ever date a werewolf. So, do you like werewolves?
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